Last week, my phone politely informed me that it was installing its 17th update of the year.
Meanwhile, I was still using the same password I’ve had since high school and eating cereal for dinner.
My phone has learned new features, improved security, enhanced performance, optimized battery life, and somehow become smarter every month.
I, on the other hand, still forget why I walked into a room.
Every few days my phone announces:
“Exciting new improvements are available!”
Nobody has ever said that about me.
My phone automatically fixes bugs.
I call mine personality traits.
The phone updates overnight while it sleeps.
I sleep for eight hours and wake up with the exact same problems.
Last month my phone got facial recognition.
Last month I got recognized by a waiter because I order the same thing every Friday.
At this rate, my phone will achieve self-awareness before I remember to drink enough water.
One day it displayed:
“Update complete. Restart required.”
Honestly, same. 😅
